The Best Paragraph I read Today
From the Journal of Mammalogy:
There are several non–mutually exclusive hypotheses for why bears selected minivans. First, it is possible that minivans were more likely to emit food odors regardless of whether they contained meaningful amounts of food available. This argument is based on the fact that minivans are designed for families with children and small children in particular are notorious for spilling food and drink while riding in vehicles. Thus, vehicles transporting children would emit greater food odors, making them attractive to bears. If this hypothesis is correct then any vehicle transporting small children, regardless of class type, should be targeted by bears. To test this supposition, park personnel collecting information on vehicles broken into should also note whether car seats were present, or whether small children are regularly transported in the vehicle, or both.
From a fascinating study looking at which vehicles seemed to occasion the most ursine break-ins in Yosemite National Park (”SELECTIVE FORAGING FOR ANTHROPOGENIC RESOURCES BY BLACK BEARS: MINIVANS IN YOSEMITE NATIONAL PARK,” by STEWART W. BRECK, NATHAN LANCE, AND VICTORIA SEHER); perhaps inevitably, in terms of animal/vehicle adaptation, it reminded me of the observations of crows using pedestrian signal crossings to retrieve the nuts they had dropped into the street (where they could be “opened” by passing cars).
Note to thieves: Another reason bears favored minivans is that they’re easier to break into.
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October 27th, 2009 at 9:30 am
http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2006/08/security_is_a_t.html
Said one park ranger, “There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists.”
October 28th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
There are some additional anecdotes about bears knowing what car models to break into at the Tom Vanderbilt interview at
http://www.well.com/conf/inkwell.vue/topics/ , which is wrapping up today.
The dumbest tourists clearly can distinguish car models, and so can almost all the bears. (A ranger friend of mine once said that the smart bears must use winter for seminars instead of hibernating, since they all seem to pick up a new behavior the year after an innovator figures it out. Trendy critters! )